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Apr. 19th, 2012 07:34 pm
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Poll #10221 Feets?
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Feets?

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Feets.
7 (10.9%)

Feets!
6 (9.4%)

FEETS!
15 (23.4%)

FEETS OMG.
21 (32.8%)

*gurgle*
6 (9.4%)

*diez and iz ded*
9 (14.1%)

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Katie has ALL THE SUFFERS TODAY.



Rayne says "Cheese can be used to mend a broken heart. It's like glue for hearts".
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*hears something going "crunch crunch crunch"*

*looks left*

Katie?

Katie, are you EATING A RAW NOODLE?

*dog looks up in SHOCK AND HORROR, comes and sits between my feet to join me in the contemplation of the noodle, looking dismayed at its existence/presence on the rug*

She is such a dork.
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Because [personal profile] kd5mdk and I met up with [personal profile] stillsostrange last week for Coffee and Corgularity.







([personal profile] kd5mdk for scale)

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That's ... a lot of corgi.

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Yes
3 (5.9%)

Yup
4 (7.8%)

Yeah
0 (0.0%)

Yes Ma'am
0 (0.0%)

Oh Hell Yeah
4 (7.8%)

Oh Dear God Yes
3 (5.9%)

Fuzzy Table for Four, Madame?
12 (23.5%)

omgALLTHEfluffywhitetummy!
25 (49.0%)

More corgi

Jan. 26th, 2012 12:51 pm
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The orange UT pillow is a beanbag, slippery and smooth and too small for her.

So of course, it was The One True Place for a nap, even if it did take her three tries to get it stomped down into the corner of the chair so that she wouldn't slide off of it.





(Right Click and View Image for full-sized)
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And we all know what that means, right?

CORGI PICTURES:



(Right-click and View Image for ludicrously large corgi picture)
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We're talking dogpics, here, people, don't get your hopes up!

OK, two more and then I have to get ready to go out with [personal profile] girlpearl for ALL THE WONDERFUL DOVENESS.

And there might be Tiny Naked Dog pics.





[personal profile] girlpearl
BUT I LOVE BUTTER SO MUCH

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ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ... UM, IS THAT LAMB? JUST ASKING. SO. MUCH. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE.

[personal profile] girlpearl
I LOVE LAMB

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ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU I PROMISE I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH IS THAT THE LAMB WITH THE APRICOT BITS MAYBE? CAUSE I LIKE THOSE I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU OMG YOU GUYS!

Oddities

Nov. 8th, 2011 11:17 am
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Because I've never registered an age with LJ and I don't plan to now, I get a lot of "warning cuts".

And because I have a lot of poly/queer/kinky/slasher/just plain slightly unusual friends who

a) are quite reasonably cautious about running afoul of Ther Man, and so have flagged their ljs
b) lead Decadent Glamorous Orgy-Strewn Civilisation-Destroying Alternative Lifestyles much like my own,

I see a lot of

Subject: Teething, again, plus an excellent cookie recipe, an update on the roof repair, and two pictures of my dog being ridiculously cute.

(You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors).[1]

It's sort of a pain in the neck, but it does make me laugh.

[1] This, unlike the links to another journal that people in fic communities used for some reason to label "fake cuts"? Actually IS A Fake Cut. It's not broken. There is no cut. It's all font style settings.
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She HAD to eat the butter. NOBODY HAS FED HER IN THREE MILLION YEARS, YOU GUYS. LOOK AT THAT TRAGIC STARVED BEATEN LITTLE FACE. SHE WAS FORCED TO CLIMB THE TREACHEROUS SLOPES OF THE MATTERHORN IN A HOWLING BLIZZARD ONTO THE TABLE IN SEARCH OF SUSTENANCE. TO SURVIVE.
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1) Your life contains:

a) a corgi.

b) a sofa.

c) a wool blanket.

d) a half pound of butter.

e) some cotton underpants.

2) Via a brief and apparently largely harmless stay in the front half of the corgi, the bulk of the butter has been transferred from a plate on the table to the above.

3) You would like to remove the second-hand butter from the above items. Hot water and detergent have made no impression, nor has trying to scrape it off manually, as it just sinks into the fabric.

4) So. Now what?
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Polyamory: The decadence. The orgies. The destruction of Western Civilisation.

... the butter-laden pile of corgipuke spattered across the arse of one's lover's shorts.

Also, "Persistent Loss Of Corgulation" - a lost, early Pink Floyd album, and also what we are to watch for as a warning of any actual problems from this incident.

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