Skud is catching up on business correspondance

[commodorified]

skud: I have a glass of bourbon which is nearly empty, and a google doc in which I am writing myself a recommendation letter.
commodorified: Don't forget to remove any sentences containing the words Acquitted, Squids, or Frottage
skud: already removed them.

Which reminded me that, as I am somewhat ill and in need of amusement, it's time for word games, specifically for a round of:

Action Verbs To Avoid When Writing Your CV

I'll start:

Defenestrate
Abscond
Strafe

Comments

[highlander_ii]

was this 'Prestigitate' meant to be 'Prestidigitate'? In which case, it would be greatly appreciated when applying as a magician, but likely, not so much otherwise. XD

[kayloulee]

...yes. Damn. I need new reading glasses and I have not got them yet. I knew that zooming Chrome up to 200% would have its drawbacks.

[highlander_ii]

'tis okay... at first I was thinking 'oooh - cool new word!', but google didn't seem to know it and I was all :( no cool new word,.