"Protests and informational pickets are not permitted within 20 parsecs of the Pearly Gates"

[commodorified]

I see Fred Phelps, Sr., has met his Maker.



. . . AWKWARD.

Comments

[lexin]

::Snort::

That's a meeting I wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall for...if I believed in god, which I don't.

[staranise]

RATHER.

[trolleypup]

St. Peter: "Right through there for you!"
Mr. Phelps walks to a shining doorway, a softly accented female voice floats out "Ah, Mr. Phelps, I've waited a long time to talk to you..."

[mercurybard]

My first thought was "that's a relief".

[mmegaera]

Ooh. Yes.

[amorettea]

Normally, I don't believe in Hell but I want this scum to be roasting in the deepest pit they have for eternity and then some.

[sara]

Don't let the screen door hit you, Mr Phelps!

[commodorified]

I hope he's not, tbh: he's dead, and that ends my grudge. But I very much fear that heaven won't suit his ideas.