My actual motivation for the hanging root cellar

[commodorified]

I shall

1) locate the "MY WIFE WENT TO VORBARR SULTANA AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY SHOPPING BAG" tote bag.

2) Mend it.

3) Keep cabbages in it.

4) Cackle like the dork I am.

Comments

[watersword]

Yessssssssss.

[leecetheartist]

Hahaha!

[aella_irene]

That is wonderful.

[ceb]

Tee hee :-)

[sraun]

That's great!

[rmc28]

HAHAHAHA

head-sized cabbages?

[thnidu]

A-double-plus

[james_g4clf]

I hope it has "Siegling's" in plain gold letters on the other side.

[yatima]

What is best in life? NAILED IT

[dine]

perfect! I'm also cackling - and now I've determined that I need to poke about and locate my Siegling's tote bag :)

[rymenhild]

WINNING

[ccommack]

Is... is that an object I can obtain by giving someone money? Because I think I need one.

[petra]

I came into this post to ask this, wide-eyed and hopeful.

[white_hart]

This is brilliant.

[castiron]

This is an awesome idea.

[staranise]

SUCH A DORK

[17catherines]

I NEED THIS SHOPPING BAG.

[krait]

Precisely what I was going to comment with! :D

[raaven]

Awesome dorkishness!

[annotated_em]

I just shrieked with laughter so loud that it scared the cats.

[sara]

I need the cabbages AND the trip to Vorbarr Sultana.

[azurelunatic]

Best use of that bag yet!

[adrian_turtle]

I want this too. I'm almost certain the cabbages are sold separately, but I want this too.

[metaphortunate]

Hee. Yes!

Cabbages!

My sense of humor is an allusion (or is that illusion?)

[khavrinen]

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and
[ would-be emperors who come to bad ends ] "

Lewis Carroll, Jabberwocky [sorta]


("The tune don't have to be clever,
And it don't matter if you put a coupla extra syllables into a line."

Tom Lehrer, The Folk Song Army)

[gale_storm]

Yip yaza hooray!