You might be a derby girl ...

[commodorified]

If the following exchange strikes you as COMPLETELY NORMAL:

"Hey, Carnage, c'mere a sec, will you... no, not you hon, wrong Carnage."

(we have a Kiki Von Carnage and we have a KarnEdge)

Comments

[legionseagle]

Can you solve a conundrum raging Chez Hall? Himself claims that the corgis in the Olympic opening ceremony had to be CGIed when going downstairs in the Palace because the centre of gravity is so low on a corgi that on a slope like that at the speed shown they would have gone arse over tip. I, on the other hand, took the view that they are admirably designed for slopes.

[kd5mdk]

My corgi is a bit more streamlined than those but has no problem running down stairs.

[commodorified]

Or up table legs.

"and the winner of the 2012 400 metre butter-on-the-table steeplechase is..."