You might be a derby girl ...

[commodorified]

If the following exchange strikes you as COMPLETELY NORMAL:

"Hey, Carnage, c'mere a sec, will you... no, not you hon, wrong Carnage."

(we have a Kiki Von Carnage and we have a KarnEdge)

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[windtear]

... or are a graduate of an all-girls' school at which you played some gentle, ladylike sport such as field hockey or lacrosse.

('Carnage' is a good sport-name. It's better than ours were. For one thing, it's printable.)

[legionseagle]

Excellent name, yes.

[legionseagle]

Can you solve a conundrum raging Chez Hall? Himself claims that the corgis in the Olympic opening ceremony had to be CGIed when going downstairs in the Palace because the centre of gravity is so low on a corgi that on a slope like that at the speed shown they would have gone arse over tip. I, on the other hand, took the view that they are admirably designed for slopes.

[kd5mdk]

My corgi is a bit more streamlined than those but has no problem running down stairs.

[commodorified]

Or up table legs.

"and the winner of the 2012 400 metre butter-on-the-table steeplechase is..."

[amazon_syren]

Which league do you ref for, again?

[commodorified]

Not a ref yet, but RVRG. Was that B's league?

[amazon_syren]

Nope. She was with Ottawa Roller Derby. We've got a friend, Wendy, who's trying out for RVRG's Fresh Meat next time it comes around though. I want to tell her to keep an eye out for you. :-)

[commodorified]

Fresh Meat is only once a year, but if she wants to come out over the winter and volunteer/nso we would LOVE to see her!

[amazon_syren]

Oo! :-D

I will let her know! (What does "nso" stand for?)

[commodorified]

Non Skating Official.

[commodorified]

Also if she wants to get into this this week is ideal. We're collecting people for the August 18 bout right now. :)