Realisation

[commodorified]

I, loveable, furry old copyeditor, am the monster at the end of this novel.

Comments

[graydon]

I am nearly certain you are not.

[commodorified]

Well, we are (nearly) at the end of this book and the only one here is me...

ETA: Or maybe this is Monster At The End of This Book 2, in which case I think I am probably Grover and you are probably Elmo.

*tries to fly, crashes amusingly into something*

[graydon]

Even once it's all bundled up neatly as an EPUB, there's still Google's upload process to get past.

That might be too awful to be a single monster, I suppose, but still. The automation will have its due.

[commodorified]

they may be fuzzy, but are not loveable.

[thnidu]

Oh ho ho, and then there are these.

[james_g4clf]

But not the bimbo on the cover of this novel?

[commodorified]

This novel is 100% bimbo-free.

[james_g4clf]

But in the publishing business the fact that a novel is bimbo-free is no guarantee that the cover will be.

I'm glad you have higher standards.

[commodorified]

I have seen the cover; it's lovely.