Glamorous hedonistic alternative lifestyle, part wev.

Polyamory: The decadence. The orgies. The destruction of Western Civilisation.

... the butter-laden pile of corgipuke spattered across the arse of one's lover's shorts.

Also, "Persistent Loss Of Corgulation" - a lost, early Pink Floyd album, and also what we are to watch for as a warning of any actual problems from this incident.