Salty Winter Adult

And so to bed.

Because kd5mdk and I met up with stillsostrange last week for Coffee and Corgularity.







(kd5mdk for scale)

And we all know what that means, right?

CORGI PICTURES:



(Right-click and View Image for ludicrously large corgi picture)

Because I've never registered an age with LJ and I don't plan to now, I get a lot of "warning cuts".

And because I have a lot of poly/queer/kinky/slasher/just plain slightly unusual friends who

a) are quite reasonably cautious about running afoul of Ther Man, and so have flagged their ljs
b) lead Decadent Glamorous Orgy-Strewn Civilisation-Destroying Alternative Lifestyles much like my own,

I see a lot of

Subject: Teething, again, plus an excellent cookie recipe, an update on the roof repair, and two pictures of my dog being ridiculously cute.

(You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors).[1]

It's sort of a pain in the neck, but it does make me laugh.

[1] This, unlike the links to another journal that people in fic communities used for some reason to label "fake cuts"? Actually IS A Fake Cut. It's not broken. There is no cut. It's all font style settings.

1) Your life contains:

a) a corgi.

b) a sofa.

c) a wool blanket.

d) a half pound of butter.

e) some cotton underpants.

2) Via a brief and apparently largely harmless stay in the front half of the corgi, the bulk of the butter has been transferred from a plate on the table to the above.

3) You would like to remove the second-hand butter from the above items. Hot water and detergent have made no impression, nor has trying to scrape it off manually, as it just sinks into the fabric.

4) So. Now what?