Skud is catching up on business correspondance

[commodorified]

skud: I have a glass of bourbon which is nearly empty, and a google doc in which I am writing myself a recommendation letter.
commodorified: Don't forget to remove any sentences containing the words Acquitted, Squids, or Frottage
skud: already removed them.

Which reminded me that, as I am somewhat ill and in need of amusement, it's time for word games, specifically for a round of:

Action Verbs To Avoid When Writing Your CV

I'll start:

Defenestrate
Abscond
Strafe

Comments

[automaticdoor]

Shred.
Destroy.
Manipulate.

Boyfriend suggests: obfuscate.

(We are obviously law students.)

[chickenfeet]

boyfriend obviously does not aspire to a position in the Civil Service

Eschew obfuscation

[james_g4clf]

So, obviously, eschew.

[azurelunatic]

I can actually now list "shred" as a job experience skill. The documents were irritatingly large-format, internal-sensitive (and there's a policy about generally shredding papers even when not deemed necessary), and past their reasonable retention date.