Salty Winter Adult

Percentage of Consoling Hot Bedtime Drinks I make and drink in this family, by kind:

Ovaltine, 80-90 percent made, 0 percent consumed.
Cocoa, from mix: 75 percent made , 15 percent consumed.
Cocoa, from scratch: 100 percent made, 25 percent consumed.
Tea: 50 percent made, 25 percent consumed.

Marriage: It's not what you think it is, but you know it when you see it.

Take frozen edamame, shelled.

Microwave covered, on high, for three minutes in the bottom of a mealsized[1] bowl with 1 T water

Add:

Leftover rice from fridge
Leftover BBQ chicken breast from fridge
Raw almonds.

Microwave 3 more minutes on high, covered.

Use hotpads to remove.

Add

Soy sauce.
Wasabi peas

Nom. Feel better.

[1] It is none of my business to decide what size that means to you. Which is why in retrospect I went back and removed all the amounts. It's the combination I am recommending. If the amount you want is not quite hot enough after the stated time, nuke it longer. If you think 6 minutes total will shrivel the amount you want, try 2 and 2.