Skud is catching up on business correspondance

[commodorified]

skud: I have a glass of bourbon which is nearly empty, and a google doc in which I am writing myself a recommendation letter.
commodorified: Don't forget to remove any sentences containing the words Acquitted, Squids, or Frottage
skud: already removed them.

Which reminded me that, as I am somewhat ill and in need of amusement, it's time for word games, specifically for a round of:

Action Verbs To Avoid When Writing Your CV

I'll start:

Defenestrate
Abscond
Strafe

Comments

[cme]

I have a friend who got a pizza delivery job because of that book. He sheepishly admitted that even though he knew it wasn't going to be that glamorous, it was even less glamorous than he had expected, and, in fact, was actually kind of terrible.

I tease him about it to this day. :D