My Hero

[commodorified]

Cat in ORD, being quietly heroic about how her wife keeps fucking greying out at her.
Sorry. Y'all can't have her, I grabbed her first. I'll share, but I'm keeping her.

Have had three app'ts and a Nexray. Ppl keep telling me to take deep breaths. Hilarious.

Comments

[staranise]

*pokes at code* I think you want this instead:

<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLnzUnICIAEESjG.jpg">

[commodorified]

So I do!

[staranise]

Only without the extra quote that snuck into the code somewhere. :/ INTERNET WHY ARE YOU COMPLICATED.

[commodorified]

Everything is complicated without oxygen. It turns out. Who knew?

[amorettea]

I know deep breaths are out. How about shallow pants? Like an overheated dog? I usually cough and wheeze like a leaky bellows when I'm having an attack.

[fallconsmate]

how about "calm breaths"? and you both deserve *big big hugs* :)

[commodorified]

I am all about the pants. Um. :)

[commodorified]

<3

[auriaephiala]

Just ... like ... whatever breaths work for you. Please.

Cat is a hero indeed!

[ironphoenix]

Is "shallow pants" the new euphemism for short-shorts?