You may be good for something, but you are no good for me ...

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Sephora has given me a sample vial of Dior Hypnotic Poison (eau du toilette)

Experience and the ingredient list suggest that if I try to wear it I will

A) react violently
B) make at least one spouse react violently
C) smell like a brothel on payday. (That's a comment on me+Dior X Poison, not on the stuff itself)
Also D) I have more perfumes I love than I have chances to wear it.

SO:

I will mail it anywhere on the planet (it's light) ideally but not necessarily in exchange for any similar small light amusing thing that cost little or no money: makeup/skincare sample, unloved single skein of yarn, silly fannish toy from a cereal box ... I dunno. Make me an offer.

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ETA: it's an atomiser, and if that's the "eau du toilette" the parfum must have a kick like a missouri mule.



ETA: rehomed, thanks all!

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Not really looking for imps with a very few exceptions; there are so few scents I can easily wear.

It definitely has both vanilla and spices, though the almond seems to be dominant for many people. ryda_wong talks about it a bit here.

Are you still 9-5? We're Fuckiting Tuesday, and otherwise any evening from Wednesday on is possible.

ETA let me know if you definitely want it so I can update?