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The Carleton Sports Medicine Clinic can fit me in next Tuesday afternoon!

I could, in theory, be pain-free by Tuesday evening derby practice!

Also, I have GORGEOUS new skates. *LOVES THEM*. They fit wonderfully. They feel amazing.

Also, really REALLY good kneepads.

I AM EXCITED.

Also

It would be irresponsible of me to explain why the phrase "we have misplaced the family lunchbox", which is currently an actual thing that has happened around here, keeps making me think of Lynford Cicero Christie, "the most decorated British male athlete".

The Gatineau Chamber Of Commerce Is Awesome. OMG, did I just say that?

Please take note that, pursuant to section 16 of Bill 78, the Chamber of Commerce of Gatineau will have a group of “more than 10 persons” on the 29th of May 2012 between 5:00pm and 7:00pm.

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We anticipate that there will be about 200 people attending. Please be kind enough to let us know the number of plainclothes officers who will infiltrate our event so that we may be able to order the appropriate catering ...

ETA: Gibbs? We're going to need to let them know about the cottage party... you, um, want any help writing the letter?