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Sephora has given me a sample vial of Dior Hypnotic Poison (eau du toilette)
Experience and the ingredient list suggest that if I try to wear it I will
A) react violently
B) make at least one spouse react violently
C) smell like a brothel on payday. (That's a comment on me+Dior X Poison, not on the stuff itself)
Also D) I have more perfumes I love than I have chances to wear it.
SO:
I will mail it anywhere on the planet (it's light) ideally but not necessarily in exchange for any similar small light amusing thing that cost little or no money: makeup/skincare sample, unloved single skein of yarn, silly fannish toy from a cereal box ... I dunno. Make me an offer.
Comments screened.
ETA: it's an atomiser, and if that's the "eau du toilette" the parfum must have a kick like a missouri mule.
ETA: rehomed, thanks all!
Experience and the ingredient list suggest that if I try to wear it I will
A) react violently
B) make at least one spouse react violently
C) smell like a brothel on payday. (That's a comment on me+Dior X Poison, not on the stuff itself)
Also D) I have more perfumes I love than I have chances to wear it.
SO:
I will mail it anywhere on the planet (it's light) ideally but not necessarily in exchange for any similar small light amusing thing that cost little or no money: makeup/skincare sample, unloved single skein of yarn, silly fannish toy from a cereal box ... I dunno. Make me an offer.
Comments screened.
ETA: it's an atomiser, and if that's the "eau du toilette" the parfum must have a kick like a missouri mule.
ETA: rehomed, thanks all!