Can anybody

1) confirm that blindingly virulent rage is a perfectly reasonable response when you type in an advanced search with limiters and alternate spellings and careful selection of AND and OR and the database says "we recognize that you took three minutes filling up that search page to your exact specs but actually we were always planning to shit every result that contains the name charles onto your unprotected head in no particular order because we assume our users are stupid and don't know what they want"?

2) Commend to me a search engine that will not do that?

3) Find me somebody to love?
(I'm fine actually but it does make a cheering earworm, no?)