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commodorified1) Your life contains:
a) a corgi.
b) a sofa.
c) a wool blanket.
d) a half pound of butter.
e) some cotton underpants.
2) Via a brief and apparently largely harmless stay in the front half of the corgi, the bulk of the butter has been transferred from a plate on the table to the above.
3) You would like to remove the second-hand butter from the above items. Hot water and detergent have made no impression, nor has trying to scrape it off manually, as it just sinks into the fabric.
4) So. Now what?
a) a corgi.
b) a sofa.
c) a wool blanket.
d) a half pound of butter.
e) some cotton underpants.
2) Via a brief and apparently largely harmless stay in the front half of the corgi, the bulk of the butter has been transferred from a plate on the table to the above.
3) You would like to remove the second-hand butter from the above items. Hot water and detergent have made no impression, nor has trying to scrape it off manually, as it just sinks into the fabric.
4) So. Now what?
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Date: 2011-11-08 02:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-08 03:13 am (UTC)I think you have relieved her of the BURNING SHAME.
Did you get my email, love?
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Date: 2011-11-08 03:17 am (UTC)Actually fuck it, there is no tl;dr version. Email in a bit.
Hugs to Jazz--dogs is dumb. They eat stupid shit. That's what they DO. Last year at Christmas Sophie ate a whole stick of butter off the counter. Little before that it was a half pound brick of Parmesan.