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commodorified1) Your life contains:
a) a corgi.
b) a sofa.
c) a wool blanket.
d) a half pound of butter.
e) some cotton underpants.
2) Via a brief and apparently largely harmless stay in the front half of the corgi, the bulk of the butter has been transferred from a plate on the table to the above.
3) You would like to remove the second-hand butter from the above items. Hot water and detergent have made no impression, nor has trying to scrape it off manually, as it just sinks into the fabric.
4) So. Now what?
a) a corgi.
b) a sofa.
c) a wool blanket.
d) a half pound of butter.
e) some cotton underpants.
2) Via a brief and apparently largely harmless stay in the front half of the corgi, the bulk of the butter has been transferred from a plate on the table to the above.
3) You would like to remove the second-hand butter from the above items. Hot water and detergent have made no impression, nor has trying to scrape it off manually, as it just sinks into the fabric.
4) So. Now what?
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Date: 2011-11-08 02:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-08 02:42 am (UTC)I am possibly not sane.
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Date: 2011-11-08 04:06 am (UTC)Fortunately, I don't really NEED my life to make sense, you know?
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Date: 2011-11-08 01:22 pm (UTC)Pack corgi up and send to England, addressed to HM Queen Elizabeth II c/o Buckingham Palace.
That ought to do it!