I don't think some of you understand just what I am dealing with here

[commodorified]

She HAD to eat the butter. NOBODY HAS FED HER IN THREE MILLION YEARS, YOU GUYS. LOOK AT THAT TRAGIC STARVED BEATEN LITTLE FACE. SHE WAS FORCED TO CLIMB THE TREACHEROUS SLOPES OF THE MATTERHORN IN A HOWLING BLIZZARD ONTO THE TABLE IN SEARCH OF SUSTENANCE. TO SURVIVE.

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[legionseagle]

I would say that she looked as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth except that it has plainly been demonstrated by actual experiment that this is not in fact true.

However, what a con-artist! "and the Oscar, for most convincing display of canine innocence despite all contrary evidence, goes to...."