I don't think some of you understand just what I am dealing with here

[commodorified]

She HAD to eat the butter. NOBODY HAS FED HER IN THREE MILLION YEARS, YOU GUYS. LOOK AT THAT TRAGIC STARVED BEATEN LITTLE FACE. SHE WAS FORCED TO CLIMB THE TREACHEROUS SLOPES OF THE MATTERHORN IN A HOWLING BLIZZARD ONTO THE TABLE IN SEARCH OF SUSTENANCE. TO SURVIVE.

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[mme_hardy]

Oh, all right, you don't have to shave her and throw her out into the snow.

BUT NEXT TIME FOR SURE! ::waves Fist of Impotent Authority::

(she is very very cute.)