I don't think some of you understand just what I am dealing with here

[commodorified]

She HAD to eat the butter. NOBODY HAS FED HER IN THREE MILLION YEARS, YOU GUYS. LOOK AT THAT TRAGIC STARVED BEATEN LITTLE FACE. SHE WAS FORCED TO CLIMB THE TREACHEROUS SLOPES OF THE MATTERHORN IN A HOWLING BLIZZARD ONTO THE TABLE IN SEARCH OF SUSTENANCE. TO SURVIVE.

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[sparkymonster]

ADORABLY SPOILED

ALSO CONSTANTLY DEPRIVED OF LOVE


So Madame will yowl her head off for eggs. Morning can be a situation. One time I added some fresh thyme to my eggs, and offered her some. She recoiled in horror, yowled and left the room. She returned, mimed scratching dirt over the eggs, yowled again and left.

Her disdain and rage led to me giving her some cheese grits which she accepted with grace.