Skud is catching up on business correspondance

[commodorified]

skud: I have a glass of bourbon which is nearly empty, and a google doc in which I am writing myself a recommendation letter.
commodorified: Don't forget to remove any sentences containing the words Acquitted, Squids, or Frottage
skud: already removed them.

Which reminded me that, as I am somewhat ill and in need of amusement, it's time for word games, specifically for a round of:

Action Verbs To Avoid When Writing Your CV

I'll start:

Defenestrate
Abscond
Strafe

Comments

[thorfinn]

Also, do not abbrev. Analyst Programmer to four letters per word. Unless applying for jobs at NSFW organisations.

[inoru_no_hoshi]

LOL IRL!

[azurelunatic]

I'd hate to be the one installing those drivers.

[vass]

My music analysis lecturer once sent the entire class an email about our assignment. The subject header was ANAL ASS.