Skud is catching up on business correspondance

[commodorified]

skud: I have a glass of bourbon which is nearly empty, and a google doc in which I am writing myself a recommendation letter.
commodorified: Don't forget to remove any sentences containing the words Acquitted, Squids, or Frottage
skud: already removed them.

Which reminded me that, as I am somewhat ill and in need of amusement, it's time for word games, specifically for a round of:

Action Verbs To Avoid When Writing Your CV

I'll start:

Defenestrate
Abscond
Strafe

Comments

Spouse-Creature points out that many of these are perfect if you have a porn star or enforcer CV.

[cadenzamuse]

Falsify.
Impersonate.
Pretend.
Ejaculate.
Lubricate.
Strangle.
Annoy.
Stalk.
Weep.
Resurrect.
Ensorcel.
Enslave.
Fetishize.
Perjure.
Smash.
Sniff.
Soil.
Tangle.
Poison.
Pillage.
Plunder.
Rape.
Blunder.
Ravage.
Behead.
Engorge.
Emasculate.
Castrate.
Intimidate.

Re: Spouse-Creature points out that many of these are perfect if you have a porn star or enforcer CV

[cadenzamuse]

Launder [money].
Frame.
Inhabit.
Brainwash.
Possess [demonically].