Skud is catching up on business correspondance

[commodorified]

skud: I have a glass of bourbon which is nearly empty, and a google doc in which I am writing myself a recommendation letter.
commodorified: Don't forget to remove any sentences containing the words Acquitted, Squids, or Frottage
skud: already removed them.

Which reminded me that, as I am somewhat ill and in need of amusement, it's time for word games, specifically for a round of:

Action Verbs To Avoid When Writing Your CV

I'll start:

Defenestrate
Abscond
Strafe

Comments

[james_g4clf]

Speaking as a hypnotist (among other things) who has just sent a bio to Chicon listing this skill - why on earth not?

[nenya_kanadka]

Obviously the real-world set of jobs which involve CVs is larger than I realized! Apologies.