Skud is catching up on business correspondance

[commodorified]

skud: I have a glass of bourbon which is nearly empty, and a google doc in which I am writing myself a recommendation letter.
commodorified: Don't forget to remove any sentences containing the words Acquitted, Squids, or Frottage
skud: already removed them.

Which reminded me that, as I am somewhat ill and in need of amusement, it's time for word games, specifically for a round of:

Action Verbs To Avoid When Writing Your CV

I'll start:

Defenestrate
Abscond
Strafe

Comments

[highlander_ii]

Mostly I just want to say that 'Defenestrate' is one of my favorite words. =)

However:

Strangle
Confiscate (unless applicable to the position applied for)
Thieve
Pilfer
Flim-flam
Double-deal
Violate
Ransack
Sneak
Filch
Scam
Pick-pocket

and about half of those came straight out of the theme song to WITWICS

[pne]

Embezzle
Do off with
Divert
Swindle
Defraud
Evict
Squat
Absquatulate