Dear Fantasy Authors

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Who are not graydon:

Have you considered including pangolins in your next book?

If not, why not?

Capybaras are also acceptable.

If these recommendations prove impossible to implement, please consider the advantages of the platypus as an animal which already looks as if it was built by a committee of amateur sorcerers. Surely your fiction can embrace this possibility handily.

Comments

[legionseagle]

My personal explanation of the platypus is "On the tenth day, God created LSD. On the morning of the eleventh day, when they were clearing up after the resulting party, they discovered the platypus blinking resentfully at them from under a table."

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HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

[mercurybard]

BRILLIANT