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Poll #17126 Asking for a friend

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You wish to engage in criminal activity of a magical nature in Toronto[1]. It is summer. Pick a location:

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CN Tower
4 (13.3%)

Casa Loma
7 (23.3%)

Hart House
2 (6.7%)

Leslie Spit
2 (6.7%)

Atrium
0 (0.0%)

Eaton's Centre
2 (6.7%)

Union Station
2 (6.7%)

Other TTC station (specified in comments)
0 (0.0%)

Pearson Airport
3 (10.0%)

City Airport
1 (3.3%)

Elsewhere on Toronto Island
3 (10.0%)

Nathan Phillips Square/City Hall
3 (10.0%)

Regent Park Armory
2 (6.7%)

Queen Street West
2 (6.7%)

Queen Street East
0 (0.0%)

40 College
1 (3.3%)

Flatiron Building, Front Street East
0 (0.0%)

Don Valley (specifics in comments)
1 (3.3%)

Robarts Library/Majestic Turkey
4 (13.3%)

Public Library (specify branch in comments)
0 (0.0%)

Skydome
6 (20.0%)

ROM
7 (23.3%)

AGO
3 (10.0%)

On a streetcar
3 (10.0%)

Ontario Legislature
2 (6.7%)

Horseshoe Tavern
0 (0.0%)

Annex
0 (0.0%)

High Park
3 (10.0%)

Bloor Viaduct
6 (20.0%)

This other location:

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Please speculate freely on tactical, logistical, and other considerations in comments.
No, I am not going to blow up the location in question. Not even if it's the extension on the ROM.

[1] South of Finch, East of Kipling, West of Kennedy. Amalgamation can bite me.

Comments

[graydon]

Well, the Humber has an arboretum and a relatively intact tributary structure and a nice new park structure at its mouth and a general increase in ducks in Humber Bay. Along with actual fish trying to swim in it and sandbars and gravel banks and acting like a river.

The Don has lots of post-industrial issues including garbage dumps, had its lower course straightened, has dead bridges, and the former thousand-acre marsh (a world important wildlife region if it hadn't been 1953...) at the mouth of the Don is gone under industrial fill (now to go under condos and other profit-maximizing development) and the straightened lower course makes a right angle into the Keating Channel so the Don's much more prone to flooding than it used to be. (And there is some discussion of constructing distributaries, but it hasn't happened yet.)

So I suspect that the personification of the Don would be much crankier than the personification of the Humber.

[commodorified]

Crankier, or weaker... or both.