commodorified: a cartoon of a woman holding a duster and saying in a sad and tired way "clean *all* the things?" (clean all the things?)
[personal profile] commodorified
One of the relatively few exceptions we make to Operation Ethical Meat is large hams after major holidays, when they're massively discounted.

We bring them home, dice them, and put them in freezer bags of roughly 1lb each - the next one will go in 1/2 lb bags, as we're trying to reduce our meat consumption - for use as wanted. They mostly end up in pots of beans, or else cooked with greens, though they're also good for omlettes and hashes and savoury bread puddings and macaroni and cheese.

When we can dice no more, we freeze the bone with a good coating of meat on it, for soup.

Last night I put the bone in a pot along with:
1C diced celery
1C diced carrot
2 diced onions
1 box of chicken broth
1 box of water
3 T herbs du provence
2T chopped garlic
Quite a lot of black pepper
3 C dried white beans - half navy beans and half canellini in this case, as we were low on both.

It's been in the oven on 200F ever since, and will make a good supper. I will probably tweak the flavour a bit at the end - I think it could use a bit of salt, which is not always the case with ham so I leave it until the end, and maybe some dried dill to brighten things up.

ETA: added salt, dill, marjoram and half a cabbage two hours before supper and had it over boiled potatoes. It was really good.

We would have had it last night but the schedule was disrupted by the co-op run to Arnprior (if you're between Arnprior and Ottawa and want to get amazingly tasty ethical meat and fancy veggies and other stuff from the co-op, ping me for details. There is no minimum order, and if you know me well enough to read my journal you're welcome to have us hold your order in our freezer until you can come by, since we do the Ottawa delivery.

And also by Dreadful having an ... adverse reaction ... to the antibiotic he was on. All over one of the heirloom (1940s?) Hudson's Bay blankets we got for Christmas from [personal profile] random's parents.

He's been to the vet and he's fine, eating like a horse (or trying to, poor beast is on a diet) and with excellent blood sugar numbers and all. But my afternoon and early evening were hijacked by the need to deal with the devastation wreaked on the central, cream-coloured(!), section of said blanket.

"And the only reason I'm singin' you this song today is because you may know someone in a similar situation. Or you may be in a similar situation, and if you're in a situation like that ..." then here is how to clean a wool blanket that has picked up some odd stains over the years and is presently covered in, oh, let's call it mud, shall we?

You will need:

A bathtub or laundry tub
Laundry detergent
Oxygen bleach - we use oxiclean for babes, as it's unscented.
A toothbrush you can discard or a nailbrush you can clean thoroughly, after.
A spin-dryer, or access to a washing machine.
A small plastic bowl or similar.
A fairly strong light you can shine on your work.

Optional but beneficial:

Step one:

Have a restorative cup of tea and refer to the cat as "mittens" in an ominous tone, repeatedly. Consider whether there's enough of him for a hat.

Step two:

Relent because he's
so cute
and doesn't feel well. Establish him on an old, comfy towel and give him enough catnip to keep him mostly there while his guts settle.

Step three:

Lay the blanket in the tub and cover it with cold, soapy water. Let it soak for 15 minutes, and then go over it, gently dislodging with your brush anything solid that hasn't floated off already.

Drain the tub, making sure to hold the blanket up as much as possible (wet wool blankets are heavy!) so the solids go down the drain.

Step four:

Lay the blanket back in the tub, folded like ribbon candy.

Pour some oxygen bleach into the bowl. Go over each section of the blanket with the brush, treating everything that looks stained or discoloured, dipping your brush frequently into the oxygen bleach, refolding the blanket as you finish each section so you expose the next strip. (This sounds more complicated than it is: all you really need is enough of a system that you don't miss a chunk). Do both sides. I did all of the cream sections plus anywhere on the stripes I saw staining. Don't scrub hard - rub just enough to get a foam going.

Step five:

Let the blanket sit while you have a cup of tea and a stretch. You deserve it, and it gives the oxygen bleach time to work.

Step six:

Cover the blanket with as much cold water as the tub will hold and swish the blanket around as much as your hands will stand. If you're working in a laundry tub, change the water once.

Step seven:

Drain the tub and put the blanket in the spin dryer/in the washer set to "spin only". Spinning removes terrifying amounts of soap and dirt along with the water, it's amazing.

Step seven-a:

(Optional step is optional:
In a small cup, combine:
2-3 T lanolin
6 drops of bluing (if your blanket is mostly cream/white)
About 1t of detergent or your nice scented bodywash or shampoo - something to act as a binding agent for the lanolin so it won't just solidify and float when you add it to the rinsewater.
You can add a few drops of rosemary oil or clary sage or pine oil, if you like your blankets to smell woodsy.
Fill the cup with boiling water to melt the lanolin and stir vigorously.
Add this to your rinsewater.

My theory was that I had the lanolin and bluing handy, and I only wash wool blankets once every few years, so I might as well give this one the full spa treatment while I was at it.)

Step eight: Cover the blanket with, again, as much cold water as the tub will hold, add the lanolin mix from seven-a when the tub is full and you can insure it gets mixed throughout the tub - avoid pouring it directly onto the blanket. The bluing is actually super-handy this way, as I could see the mixture spread out - and swish the blanket around for as long as your hands will tolerate the cold water. If you did the lanolin thing, let it soak for fifteen minutes or so once it's been well swished, to let more lanolin settle into the fabric.

Step nine: Drain the tub, spin the blanket again, and hang it over the shower rail (spinning gets out so much water it's even safe to hang wool without worrying about it getting dragged out of shape, it's amazing) or lay it flat to dry.

Step ten: assuming you can still lift your arms, give yourself a serious pat on the back, and then wash your tools.

It was seriously hard on my hands and shoulders, but I swear, this blanket hasn't looked this good since Diefenbaker was in office.

Date: 2016-01-24 06:46 pm (UTC)
graydon: (Default)
From: [personal profile] graydon
We used to use a clean mop -- there was a designated clean mop, and woe betide anyone who used that on the floor -- for agitation purposes when cleaning blankets. Because it is really hard on one's hands.

Someone has come up with a specific gadget that gets good reviews. (Including from some rather hoity yachting sites.) Never tried it, and the majority of the reviews -- which focus on how morally upright it is to sacrifice lifespan to laundry -- make me flinch, but the device itself looks well-designed and camping-appropriate for those hopefully lengthy stretches of time when you're not trying to reverse the consequences of Dreadful's digestion being erratic.

Date: 2016-01-24 07:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] graydon
Washing machine design is difficult. A lot of the hand-cranked stuff doesn't seem to acknowledge this, or to recognize that the effectiveness is a function of the mass of moving water. (There were, any may still be, oscillating washing machines that were an attempt to harness the power of pipe hammer for good. Very effective, very loud, and prone to shearing the anchor bolts holding them to the floor.) (And mass of moving water = hard to crank.)

So I'm all for the gadget; it's the "real women don't mind saving the planet by sacrificing time" in the reviews that gets up my nose. (Hans Rosling's TED talk about washing machines is something you've probably already seen, but hey. Maybe you haven't. Summary of the summary -- you need washing machines to get general education.)

Of course, consumer supercritical CO2 washing machines could solve the worries about water, work better, and use less power. Starting to happen in the dry cleaning business; we might get some yet at home scales. (700 PSI sounds scary, but you can get 5000 PSI pop bottles these days...)

Date: 2016-01-24 06:46 pm (UTC)
stultiloquentia: Campbells condensed primordial soup (Default)
From: [personal profile] stultiloquentia
I really love that you use your journal to archive this kind of lore.

Date: 2016-01-25 11:28 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] metaphortunate
I really enjoy reading these things too. :) Perhaps it gives me the illusion that I have learned and added to my own capabilities?

Date: 2016-01-24 07:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] clanwilliam
You'll be glad to know that you have a very valued position when I crush the universe under my brutal regime rule the universe in a benevolent fashion.

And people will whisper "don't piss [personal profile] commodorified off, that's even worse than annoying Herself!"

I am in awe of your domestic skills.

Date: 2016-01-24 11:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] clanwilliam
You will have ALL the cleaning supplies. And the bestest knives ever.

Date: 2016-01-24 08:24 pm (UTC)
muccamukk: Inked art of Tony with a black cat on his shoulder. (Marvel: Black Cat Tony)
From: [personal profile] muccamukk
I notice the cat is not pictured on a clean basement.

Date: 2016-01-24 08:54 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mecurtin
That is a seriously great achievement in cleaning!

Date: 2016-01-24 09:00 pm (UTC)
londonkds: (Default)
From: [personal profile] londonkds
By "oxygen bleach", do you mean peroxide?

Date: 2016-01-25 02:19 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] amorettea
We have one of those blankets--and one of the red ones with a few narrow black stripes. I know they have never been washed in my memory.

Date: 2016-01-25 05:23 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sara
Much sympathy. The old dog had a series of carpet disasters that proved to be, thankfully, a UTI and not kidney failure, so I spent a lot of this weekend cleaning pet messes myself.

Although given the old dog's tendency towards fastidiousness, I think she was more embarrassed than I was annoyed, poor thing.

Date: 2016-01-25 08:27 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tree_and_leaf
Sympathy and congragtulations! Though when I was skimming through my flist at speed, I was briefly worried you were giving us a recipe that involved ham and blueing...


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