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commodorified1) Your life contains:
a) a corgi.
b) a sofa.
c) a wool blanket.
d) a half pound of butter.
e) some cotton underpants.
2) Via a brief and apparently largely harmless stay in the front half of the corgi, the bulk of the butter has been transferred from a plate on the table to the above.
3) You would like to remove the second-hand butter from the above items. Hot water and detergent have made no impression, nor has trying to scrape it off manually, as it just sinks into the fabric.
4) So. Now what?
a) a corgi.
b) a sofa.
c) a wool blanket.
d) a half pound of butter.
e) some cotton underpants.
2) Via a brief and apparently largely harmless stay in the front half of the corgi, the bulk of the butter has been transferred from a plate on the table to the above.
3) You would like to remove the second-hand butter from the above items. Hot water and detergent have made no impression, nor has trying to scrape it off manually, as it just sinks into the fabric.
4) So. Now what?
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Date: 2011-11-08 01:58 am (UTC)(I am JOKING. I would never throw a shaven doggie out into a Canadian winter. I would put it in a really really ugly doggie sweater thingy so all the other doggies would laugh at it when it went out for a piddle, instead.)
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Date: 2011-11-08 02:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-08 02:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-08 04:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-08 04:08 am (UTC)*casts on with malice aforethought*
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Date: 2011-11-08 04:12 am (UTC)